Questions to Ponder About
posted 2 years ago
-what do you call a male ladybug?
-why do they call them apartments if they are not apart?
-what does teflon stick to if nothing sticks to teflon?
- what color do smufs turn when they choke?
-who let the dogs out?
-if you try to fail , but instead you succeed , have you failed or succeeded?
-if god made me in the image of himself , dose that mean god is ugly?
-how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
-why was peter piper picking pickled pepers?
-if there are over 500 word that begin with the leter “f” , how come “fuck” is the only one refeered to as “the f word?”
-if we re put in school to learn communitive skills , why can’t we talk in class?
-if nobody listens, what does it matter if everyone lies?
-if we do all the work in school, why do the teachers get paided?
-if we get paid with grades in school, how come we can’t work overtime and get extra days off?
-why don’t we get workers insurance in school?
-if we get hurt while we are doing class work, can we get compansation?
-if we pay the school, why do they say none of that stuff is ours?
-if we pay taxes why do we get the least out of our communities?
-if we don’t wanna go to school , why do we have to
-why do maxi-pads have wings if they can’t fly?
-why the hell did they make tampons extendable?
-if life is a bowl of cheries why did i have to get the pits?
-if america was found in the pursuite happiness, why aren’t we allowed to do what will REALLY makes us happy (wink wink nuge nuge nibble nibble spank spank slap slap turn turn suck suck….. sorry)?
-does satain realy like all those people who warship him (considering all the girls the warship him are high on acid and look like wierdos, not that thats bad but i mean it’s got to be aggrivating)?
-if the KKK tells black people to go back africa does that mean the KKK should go back to england?
-if the BAHA MEN turned in to hard core ghetto gangsta bangers, would thier next song be “who is be let’s in my dogs out da ghetto yo cause i bout to bust a cap in dis mutha fooya which off the hizzy fachessy”?
-if all men are pigs, does that mean that girls like pigs? if so does that mean all girls are farmers?? if all men are pigs, does that mean girls like having sex with animals outside thier own speciese??
-if girls are hoes does that mean you can scrape the soil with them?
-if life is a never ending journey why does it end when we die?
-since that movie that movie THE NEVER ENDING STORY ended, could you sue them for false advertising?
-if it’s all u can eat does that mean you can eat it all?
-if your not supose to eat yellow snow is ok to eat yellow snow cones?
-what are yellow snow cone made out of?
-if we are all just passing through time how come we can’t take a detour?
-if u work your ass off, how does your crap look like?
-is life getting hard and life fucking with you related in any way?
-if eyes are the window to the brain, why does putting windex in your eyes make you go blind?
-if all men are created eqaul why don’t we all look the same?
-why do they call it flopping the bishop if masturbation is a sin?
-why do the people who are against technology use computers and light bulbs?
-whose your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great graet great great great great great great grand daddy?
-if a guy asks “who’s your daddy” durring sex and a girl answers “YOU ARE” does that mean… uggg!!!!!!
-when are they gonna send austronauts to uranus??
-if i burn in hell, will satain let me make smores???
-if men are from mars and women are from venus, who the hell is inhabiting earth???
-if god is our father, and we are his children, does that mean in heaven we all get god beer for him?
-why do boy bands sound like girls?
-what’s “dirty pop”
