How many does it take to light up a wand?
How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
- Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.How many dragons does it take to light up a wand?
- *whoosh of flames* Oh, never mind.How many Dark Lords does it take to light a wand?
- One, but he prefers it to be a light of the green variety.How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
- None. Why do you think he’s called the “Dark” Lord?How many Transfiguration teachers does it take to light a wand?
- Two, one to change a pen into a wand and one to light the wand.How many house-elves does it take to light a wand?
- Just one, but they better hope the Ministry doesn’t find out about it.How many stuck-up arrogant teachers *cough Lockhart cough* does it take to light a wand?
- Only one, but he’s too busy fixing his oh-so-perfect hair and coordinating his robes. But of course, he could light a wand with his hands tied behind his back, if he wanted to.How many Muggle kids does it take to light up a wand?
- Two, one to light it (with a match), and the other to be blamed for burning down the school.How many trolls does it take to light up a wand?
- Only one, but he’s got to dig it out of his nose first.How many Creeveys does it take to light up a wand?
- Just one, he did it all by himself, it was awesome, and I bet Harry can’t wait to hear all about it.How many Neville Longbottoms does it take to light a wand?
- Oh, one, I suppose, but we don’t want the dear boy to hurt himself, do we?How many butterbeers does it take to light a wand?
- Zero, the more you drink, the harder it is to do the spell.How many founders of Hogwarts does it take to light a wand?
- Four, two to get into a fight about which house is better, one to shake her head at their antics and one to light the bloody wand!
